Over Her Dead Body Poster

Another poster kids! We have obtained the poster for Over Her Dead Body thanks to our friends at comingsoon:

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From what I can tell, this movie looks like a comedic version of the legendary Patrick Swayze film Ghost. I can see a ton of opportunities for hilarity with a story like this. For example, right after Eva Longoria dies, she can come back to spy on Paul Rudd and catch him beating off to crazy porno the day after she has expired. She will then use her ghost powers to keep bringing up the Disney website and interrupt his bitchin’ whack off session.

This poster is not conjuring strong emotions within me. Eva Longoria lying on anything is a good picture, but she doesn’t have enough oomph in this poster. She should be mostly nude wrestling a centaur in heaven - that is an image that would put asses in seats. As always, Boris Vallejo needs a call.

18 Comments

  • 1. bigsampson replies at 21st December 2007, 9:44 am :

    “She should be mostly nude wrestling a centaur in heaven ”
    awesome ….plain and simple now this movie is doomed cause i expect to see longoria mostly nude wrestling a centaur in heaven lol

  • 2. Jeff replies at 21st December 2007, 10:19 am :

    Eva Longoria Parker? She’s going by that now? Where have I been?

  • 3. CrackpotPress replies at 21st December 2007, 11:19 am :

    Yeah… she’s gotta change that name… Barely fits on a bus.

  • 4. CrackpotPress replies at 21st December 2007, 11:24 am :

    oh true story.. A buddy of mine got an apartment in Sherman Oaks a few years back.

    Found out later it was her “struggling actress” abode. She moved out when DH got picked up.

    Got all of her Victoria Secret catalogs for a year.

  • 5. Kristina replies at 21st December 2007, 2:21 pm :

    OMG I just saw Sweeney Todd and this trailer played. GODAWFUL looking. Just awful!

  • 6. CrackpotPress replies at 21st December 2007, 2:56 pm :

    Who is the GENIUS in marketing who put this trailer in front of the Bloodiest Xmas Movie ever?

  • 7. dublin_sullivan replies at 21st December 2007, 5:47 pm :

    ok , this is just an update of the play/movie blithe spirit from bout 60 years ago.

  • 8. Robert(wolf) replies at 21st December 2007, 6:12 pm :

    Can’t Eva just be nude on the poster? That’s all I wanna see from this movie.

  • 9. Doug replies at 21st December 2007, 8:43 pm :

    Looks awful.

  • 10. nbakid2000 replies at 21st December 2007, 10:47 pm :

    You know, if I hadn’t had seen her name on the poster I wouldn’t have even recognized her. It looks nothing like her. And I agree, that name she’s using all of the sudden sucks. I had to read it twice to make sure it WAS Eva Longoria.

  • 11. Kristina replies at 21st December 2007, 11:54 pm :

    Yeah, when the announcer guy said her name like that in the trailer, the whole theater let out a “HUH?”

  • 12. Shane replies at 22nd December 2007, 2:52 am :

    You know why this poster looks so damn STUPID? It’s just a bad photoshop of her head on that body lying down. Look at her hair… her head is tilted, yet the hair is hanging diagonally? It looks ridiculous.

    Anyway, the movie will suck, so even if she was naked and wrestling a centaur on the poster, I wouldn’t see this movie.

  • 13. Brandon replies at 22nd December 2007, 7:46 am :

    Jason Biggs?!

    Wow..what has he been in recently?

  • 14. Colin replies at 22nd December 2007, 11:08 am :

    American Pie? haha…(¬_¬)

  • 15. Colin replies at 22nd December 2007, 11:10 am :

    @Brandon

    American Pie? haha… (¬_¬)

  • 16. Kristina replies at 23rd December 2007, 12:41 am :

    @Shane

    Yeah, her whole body is digitally created. Look at how phony her legs look.

  • 17. Meli replies at 24th December 2007, 3:05 pm :

    UGH this movie looks awful! The only good trailer I got in front of Sweeny Todd was Cloverfield. This movie will be your typical romcom crapfest. I’m sad that Paul Rudd is in it because I really like him, but I will NOT go see this movie.

  • 18. abayomi replies at 5th February 2008, 11:01 am :

    nice movie , I also did a review on the same movie …..can you do more reviews for your fans ??????



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