Yes, Antonio is back. I don’t know how I feel about this. I really enjoyed the first Mask of Zorro film. I thought it was cute and Anthony Hopkins was AMAZING in it. But the story was told. It was done. I’m not really sure why they feel the need … [Read More]
Granted, the premise of this film sounds absolutely ridiculous, but one must admit that it also sounds like it’ll be a lot of fun. The good folks over at FilmForce have reported the following: The new poster for the big-screen adaptation of Mike Mignola’s Hellboy recently arrived online over at … [Read More]
Well, it was put on the table a year ago, and it is now ready to go as the BBC reports. Folks, the concept of swapping faces with another person in Face-Off was released as a flight of fancy within an action movie in 1997. Six years later, fun-loving scientists … [Read More]
Well here’s something I wasn’t expecting to see today.. It’s the Trailer for Shrek 2 - Coming out this May. Isn’t that wonderful? I’ll shut up so you can go watch it.
I have a new hero. Well, besides this guy. That hero goes by the name of Jon Derevlany. He’s executive producer and writer of “Animal Jam” and who used to play my hero-of-days-gone-by: Crackers the Corporate Crime Fighting Chicken on Michael Moore’s “TV Nation”. He was biting back about Studios … [Read More]
Okay, I gotta admit, this is a really awesome idea… “Kino International” on December 26th (aka “Boxing Day” for those of you that own “Touques”). ‘Modern Times’, one of Charlie Chaplin’s bigger pictures, has been re-formatted for 35mm film screens and will be brought to a theatre near you… This … [Read More]
In a world of film where classics find there way back to the big screen we are suddenly attacked with a cheap attempt to spurn those rug-rats into begging for the oldest new toy on the shelf. The original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie will be re-released with previously unseen … [Read More]
SHUT UP!!! Yeah You! Shut Your F@#%ing Mouth. You think I’m talking about “someone else”??, I’m actually talking about you. Yeah you, you smug prick — I’m trying to watch my movie, so maybe you should STOP BLOODY TALKING!! You know that one-liner you bellowed out? The one you thought … [Read More]
Okay folks, I’ll clue people in with a small review first, then I’ll ask questions about it. Elephant, directed by Mr. Good Will Hunting, is a slow, quiet and sutble film about a typical day full of typical kids at a typical high school in typical Oregon. Life is normal, … [Read More]
What do you think is the greatest Trilogy of all time? Matrix The Godfather Star Wars Lord of the Rings Free polls from Pollhost.com
To understand how much I’ve been anticipating The Matrix: Revolutions, you must first know that I’m one of the few people who thought that Reloaded was even better than the first Matrix flick. I thought it was intelligent, visually appealing and most importantly served up BIG helpings of kick ass. … [Read More]
Well this should be interesting. Okay, I won’t go into details of the problems I had with the American “Ring”, but it mostly had to do with a completely altered background story. (I didn’t say it was a BAD movie, I liked it, but I hated the revisions) The revisions … [Read More]