February 01, 2006
The 2006 Razzies Nominiees
I love the Razzies almost as much as the Oscars. In some ways moreso. And now the glorious nominations for this years worst in cinematic achievement have been announced. I can't disagree with any of the honored Razzie nominations. So here they are with my picks in bold:
Worst Picture
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) - Sony Pictures Entertainment [us]; Columbia Pictures [us]
Dirty Love (2005) - First Look Pictures
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005) - Warner Bros.; Village Roadshow
House of Wax (2005) - Warner Bros.
Son of the Mask (2005) - New Line
Worst Actor
Bewitched (2005) - Will Ferrell
- Also for Kicking & Screaming (2005).
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) - Rob Schneider
Doom (2005) - The Rock
Son of the Mask (2005) - Jamie Kennedy (I)
War of the Worlds (2005) - Tom Cruise
Worst Actress
Alone in the Dark (2005) - Tara Reid
Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005) - Hilary Duff
- Also for Perfect Man, The (2005).
Dirty Love (2005) - Jenny McCarthy (I)
Fantastic Four (2005) - Jessica Alba
- Also for Into the Blue (2005).
Monster-in-Law (2005) - Jennifer Lopez (I)
Worst Supporting Actor
Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005) - Eugene Levy
- Also for Man, The (2005).
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005) - Burt Reynolds (I)
- Also for Longest Yard, The (2005).
Son of the Mask (2005) - Alan Cumming
Son of the Mask (2005) - Bob Hoskins
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) - Hayden Christensen
- For Star Wars III: No Sith, He's Supposed to Be Darth Vader?!?!.
Worst Supporting Actress
Batman Begins (2005) - Katie Holmes
Dirty Love (2005) - Carmen Electra
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005) - Jessica Simpson (I)
House of Wax (2005) - Paris Hilton
Undiscovered (2005) - Ashlee Simpson
Worst Director
Alone in the Dark (2005) - Uwe Boll
Bewitched (2005) - Nora Ephron
Dirty Love (2005) - John Asher
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005) - Jay Chandrasekhar
Son of the Mask (2005) - Lawrence Guterman
Worst Screenplay
Bewitched (2005) - Nora Ephron; Delia Ephron; Adam McKay
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) - Rob Schneider; David Garrett (I); Jason Ward (I)
Dirty Love (2005) - Jenny McCarthy (I)
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005) - John O'Brien (XV)
Son of the Mask (2005) - Lance Khazei
Worst Remake or Sequel
Bewitched (2005)
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005)
House of Wax (2005)
Son of the Mask (2005)
Worst Screen Couple
Bewitched (2005) - Will Ferrell; Nicole Kidman
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) - Rob Schneider
- Rob Schneider & His Diapers.
Dirty Love (2005) - Jenny McCarthy (I)
- Jenny McCarthy & ANYONE Dumb Enough to Befriend or Date Her.
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005) - Jessica Simpson (I)
- Jessica Simpson & Her "Daisy Dukes".
Son of the Mask (2005) - Jamie Kennedy (I)
- Jamie Kennedy & ANYBODY Stuck Sharing the Screen with Him.
The actually "awards will be given out March 4th. I hope some of the people on this list have the balls to show up. I remember when Halle Bery showed up to accept her award for worst actress (Catwoman). Man, that showed a LOT of class and good sportsmanship on her part... it make me respect her again. Let's see is any of the above show the same class.
Posted by John Campea at February 1, 2006 10:02 AM
Comments
Posted by: Brian at February 1, 2006 11:50 AM
JOHN, WHAT GIVES MAN? WE WANT MOVIE BLOG AWARDS! haha, jk. But that would be cool. Hopefully some of them will show up to accept there awards. I was shocked about Tom Cruise... but then again, kinda not. He did great in WOTW. But I'm guessing he just got a nod because of his off screen antics.
Posted by: Joey at February 1, 2006 12:59 PM
Well at least it looks like they're not throwing in any stupid political stuff this year. Last year's inclusion of non-actors in the nominations really torqued me.
Vic
Posted by: Screen Rant at February 1, 2006 01:24 PM
I share the same sentiments as Brian and Joey here. But guys, it's Richard who's working on TMB's Readers Awards, so it's him we should nag!
Richard!!!! Where's our awards? *winks*
Posted by: Simone at February 1, 2006 01:41 PM
DEUCE BIGALOW 2: EUROPEAN GIGOLO rises to the occasion. (pun intended.) who would've guessed?
Posted by: bond, james bond at February 1, 2006 01:57 PM
I wish I could add Ice Cube and 50 Cent to the worst actor list, and hey look at that- Jennifer Garner's "Elektra" dodged the bullet. And where's Charlize Theron for Aeon Flux?
I strongly disagree on Katie Holmes. If 'Batman Begins' is such a great film- and it is- then everything has to come together, and everyone.
Also, forget about Burt Reynolds- that's an easy target. Where's Ryan Reynolds for :Amityville, Just Friends and Waiting?
Worst Director of 2005 may well be the worst director of 2006. Uwe know who.
No razzies for "Supercross The Movie" eh? Interesting.
I could care less about the Movie Blog awards. Really. Move along.
Posted by: darren seeley at February 1, 2006 04:50 PM
Yes, not John, RICHARD!
I've been on holiday, and because there wasn't an Audio Edition together when I was in Canada it had to wait till I was back. It's recorded, its LONG, two episodes, and coming out at the weekend.
Posted by: Richard Brunton at February 1, 2006 05:10 PM
Hatred is usually a bad thing. I always urge my friends to let go of their hang ups.
But if you're planning to beat down Rob Schneider and scar his face so he wont be in any more leading roles, i've got your back...
Posted by: mogulus at February 1, 2006 08:37 PM
Where's the podcast for today, I'm having withdrawals.
Posted by: Daniel at February 1, 2006 09:54 PM
I am being patient Richard. ;-)
Posted by: Simone at February 2, 2006 06:28 AM
Hollywood sucks.
Prediction: Seahawks will win Super Bowl Extra Large!!!!!!
Posted by: e truth at February 2, 2006 04:11 PM
Whoever had a problem with seeing (not listening or paying attention to her acting, mind you) but SEEING Jessica Simpson in a pair of DAISY DUKES is either:
1. Homosexual
2. A Eunoch
3. An amoeba
4. 12 years old or younger
5. Bryan Singer (Director for Superman Returns)
Posted by: SpideyFan at February 2, 2006 07:34 PM
I consider myself blessed, since out of this batch of shit, I only had to sit through Revenge of the Shit and Doom(the title says it all).
Posted by: Kristina at February 3, 2006 06:29 PM
Revenge of the Shit...that sounds quite fitting. I hate Star Wars. Anyways, I think this list was pretty good...wait,no, i meant pretty bad. Hollywood makes a lot of crap.
P.S. Steelers all the way!!!!
Posted by: Brian at February 3, 2006 08:36 PM
bigalow was the worst movie i hated and rob shnieder was the worst actor i hated! i hope they will win those razzies. rob and his movies sucks! i also hated the director and writer of mask 2, they suck too!
Posted by: kamran shah at February 23, 2006 06:10 PM
worst film:flight plan_ doom
worst actor:jessica alba for fantastic4
Posted by: majid at March 6, 2006 07:03 AM
Well, today you posted the razzie nominations, and yesterday was the oscar nominations. I have only one thing to say.
WHEN ARE THE MOVIE BLOG AWARDS COMING!!!! I voted, like, a month ago, and I'm still waiting. First it was said to come out two weeks after the voting, then it was postponed for another week. What gives, John?