July 28, 2005
Claire Forlani Joins Dungeon Siege
How does one spell delicious? Some spell it "Ice Cream". Others spell it "candy". I prefer to spell it "Claire Forlani". This girls has one of the most stunning set of eyes you are ever going to see... anywhere. Oh yeah, the rest of her ain't that bad either. Mere mortals shouldn't be allowed to look as hot as she did in Mystery Men. Sigh... getting back on topic...
Claire Forlani has just signed up for the latest Uwe Boll atrocities... Dungeon Siege. The good folks over at Coming Soon give us this little run down:
The Hollywood Reporter says Forlani will play Solana, wife of the film's hero, Farmer, played by Jason Statham. Forlani has appeared in such films as Mystery Men, Meet Joe Black and the upcoming Green Street Hooligans.I'll leave the big "How the hell does Uwe Boll keep getting director job?" question for another post... a long angry post. But for now all I'll say is that I'll probably see this film if for no other reason that to stare at a particular member of the cast. I'm so lonely.Originally released in the United States on April 5, 2002, "Dungeon Siege" is an action/fantasy role-playing game (RPG) designed by Chris Taylor, president and creative director of Gas Powered Games. Published by Microsoft Game Studios, "Dungeon Siege" features a fantasy world where the inhabitants must battle evil forces attempting to take over their kingdom.
Posted by John Campea at July 28, 2005 11:01 AM
Comments
Posted by: T-Jax at July 28, 2005 12:10 PM
I remember her way back in Mallrats. She is a cutie, with a hot bod. MEOW!!!! Although she doesn't take her socks off when she makes whoopie.
Posted by: lizardfreak12 at July 28, 2005 03:36 PM
First, I think people should stop asking "How the hell does Uwe Boll keep getting director job". NOBODY is giving him this jobs. He is FINANCING HIMSELF from the GERMAN FILM FUNDS.
Secondly, people should stop asking themselves "why does actor X joined the cast of Uwe Boll's Y movie". He HAS THE MONEY so he basically can HIRE any actor he wants to play a part in his movie. Sure, some actors turn down some roles, but some aren't very picky, especially if they're PAYED enough.
Thirdly, the movie sites should STOP posting news about the Uwe Boll movies. They're gonna be crap anyway. We should just ignore them. Posting news just means free publicity for them.
And I REALLY got tired to hear that another well-known actor accepted some role in one of his movies. It's just sad.