January 09, 2005
Deuce Bigalow 2 - My God Why?!?
I know there are many film savvy people out there... who for some reasons thought Deuce Bigalow was a funny movie. I wanted to like it, but the bottom line was that I found all the gags to be just pathetic at best and annoying at worst. Rob Schneider (bless his soul) is a fine addition to many casts in many films as a cameo or supporting character... but bumping him up to the "leading man" role has been one disaster after another.
Now, for some reason only known to the studio executives and Lucifer himself, a second Bigalow film is coming our way entitled "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo". Oh that's creative. And look, ha ha ha... I get it... the leaning tower is supposed to be his penis... ha ha ha. Oh that's so funny and clever (please note my sarcasm). Good grief, how do some people keep their jobs. The good folks over at Cinema Blend give us this synopsis:
This time around the fish tank cleaner turned man-whore and his he-pimp are parading around Europe for an all new adventure. Featuring Rob Schneider, Eddie Griffin, and yet another cameo appearance from Norm MacDonald, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo will hopefully NOT disappoint.How can you be disappointed when you know well in advance the film will suck huge eggs?
Posted by John Campea at January 9, 2005 11:11 PM
Comments
Posted by: tom at January 9, 2005 11:22 PM
Oh God no no no I'm sorry lord, I didn't mean it, no please, not this please just make it stop stop stop oh jesus I'm so sorry I never meant for this to happen:
Big Momma's House 2
(Also, great IMDb recommendations of our time: "If you like this title [Big Momma's House], we also recommend... After the Sunset (2004)" Er, are you sure about that?)
Posted by: tom at January 9, 2005 11:28 PM
Oh Tom Tom Tom. i was talking about Big Momma's House 2 way back in August. You can see it here:
http://www.judymoodymovie.com/archives/2004/08/big_mommas_house_2_is_in_the_works_why.html
Posted by: John Campea at January 9, 2005 11:40 PM
I for one, happen to love Douche Bigalow. I thought it had some really great setups like the narcaleptic chick or the one with Tourettes Syndrome. That's funny shit, kids!
Posted by: Lilly at January 10, 2005 12:20 AM
What is it about films with American characters goofing off in Europe = Instant Comedy? Jesus no wonder hardly any of those countries would agree to join us in our adventuring in Iraq. We won't even give them respect in our cinema.
Posted by: Mark at January 10, 2005 04:59 AM
A lot of the movie was shot in my own Amsterdam. Can't wait to see all Dutch people turn into pot smoking sex addicts, as always in these kind of movies.
Posted by: ThS at January 10, 2005 06:34 AM
Like I always say, we can cry ans cry all we want and they still will make these pointless sequals. It's just another way to kill time and waste 8 bux. Not to mention, Rob Schneider isn't even that hot. Why would I want to sit around and watch him be an unsexy wanna be. Oh well, let's see what this has to offer.
Posted by: Anthony at January 10, 2005 04:16 PM
I'm an extra in this movie in 2 scenes. It's going to be a very funny movie. I don't understand why you make such a big point of it, some people like it, some people, like you, don't.
In Holland this would be a very big succes! I'm sure of it, because we understand this kind of jokes. Maybe you don't understand it as American....????? But please don't make a big point of it, it is just a movie....
Posted by: dutchman at January 15, 2005 06:20 AM
Duece Bigalow was an amazing movie. I don't know anyone who did not like it. I can't wait to see the sequal. Rob Schneider is hilarious. O'Doyle rules.
Posted by: Soupster at January 26, 2005 02:06 PM
Hey john campea..who gives a shit if you dont like the movie...who are you, the second coming of christ or something..I dont like lots of movies..but i dont go round preaching like a damn mormon on whats good and whats not...
mark
Posted by: mark at February 26, 2005 12:05 AM
This person doesn't know anything about good fun comedy! Deuce is a classic! Great flick and I can't wait for Deuce 2! Go see it and don't listen to this narrow minded person.
Posted by: Chad H at March 1, 2005 11:02 AM
Duce Bigalow was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen, to hell with you & your single perspective....matter of factly I'm gonna go watch it now ~laterz~
Posted by: Jessica at April 20, 2005 08:42 AM
Good movie? Probably not the best, but it's still my favorite for whatever reason. I will definitely see the new one in theatres.
Posted by: Matt at April 22, 2005 06:08 PM
I thought the first movie was a good laugh. It wasn't my favorite, but funny. I just wanted to comment on the fact most of the posts about this seem to be from people who liked the film; (Nothing wrong with that) I am just suprised at the lack of criticism, I expected some critical people to tear this apart. Way to go, Schneider fans unite... And see you at Deuce 2.
Posted by: Chaz at May 21, 2005 01:37 AM
Deuce Bigalo male gigalo is the funiest movie I have ever seen.Well done any one who disagre is pathetic ;)
Posted by: Tomas at July 19, 2005 08:33 PM
I'm looking forward to the movie...can't wait.
Posted by: cwae2002 at August 1, 2005 08:18 PM
Deuce bigalow is a great film i dont care what no one says. Any one that looks into a film with that much detail is either sad or just watches chick flicks for a living . Deuce bigalow was comical genius at its best with funny gags at every second. Anyone with a sense of humour would find it funny. Deuce bigalow 2 looks even better and cannot wait.
Posted by: ash at August 11, 2005 07:21 AM
duce bigalow male gigolo was super funny duce bigalow eurapean gigolo movie will be good and the ladies are probably hot cuz its in europe
Posted by: nikola at August 13, 2005 10:26 PM
What I remember in the last movie was that Deuce got married at the end...so what's with the man-whore thing again? :<
Posted by: tomas at August 16, 2005 05:01 AM
i am looking forward to deuce bigalow 2 because i cant wait to see the lovely rachel stevens. apparently she gets thrown into a river and comes up looking beautiful. but isnt she already?!
Posted by: hannah at August 23, 2005 11:38 AM
Its funny and its a classic, a MUST see. Slightly Gross in many scenes, none-the-less, rather humerous. And seeing as it is a comedy, it succeeds in dishing out laughter. Well done. Contrary to opinions in previous reviews, it is not shit. If you want to watch something sophisticated and meaningful, goto carnes and watch the garbage continually being released there.
Posted by: penissucker at September 29, 2005 08:31 PM
If they would only just announce Freddy Got Fingered Again!, Big Momma's Beach House, and - hell, why not? - The Whole Eleven Yards, then my life would be complete...