November 17, 2004
Santa's Slay
Oh my goodness. Every once in a while I come across a film concept that is so ridiculous that I can't wait to see it. Santa's Slay, staring Bill Goldberg (yes, the former wrestler) is coming soon. And wow... what an idea.
according to the guys at Filmrot, the idea is a simple one. Santa Clause is actually the son of Satan (said with my best Church Lady voice). Yes, that's right, the Lord of Darkness. Anyway, Santa Clause isn't the sweet loving jolly old elf that we think he is. Oh no. The only thing that has kept him behaved for the last thousand years is a pact made with an angle... but that pact is about to run out this Christmas eve, and Santa will be free to begin his merderous rampage! I LOVE IT!
I DARE you to tell me this isn't a hilarious idea. No matter how bad the movie is, I'm going to have fun watching it.
Posted by John Campea at November 17, 2004 07:34 AM
Comments
Posted by: tom at November 17, 2004 09:18 AM
hahaha, this looks great!!!
oscar all the way!
reminds me of that segemnt at the start of scrooged with bill murray where Santa has an m-16 and leads the elves to freedom....only this sounds way, way, way better.
Posted by: miles at November 17, 2004 10:15 AM
Excellent.
Anybody ever see Uncle Sam?
Posted by: thesecretsafe at November 17, 2004 10:58 AM
> Pact made with an angle
Acute or obtuse? ;)
Posted by: Dave at November 17, 2004 06:40 PM
I always like the Santa Claws Futurama episodes so maybe I'll like this :)
Posted by: Cybermike at November 17, 2004 07:26 PM
Hasnt this idea been in books and TV a thousand times before
Posted by: Pendragon at November 19, 2004 02:32 PM
Sometimes i think about things and my brain tells me to shut up so i have to smash my head on things to get the thoughts out. I call it
"brain-constipation".
Posted by: Matt Lynn...? at November 20, 2004 11:19 PM
this year when santa looks over his list it wont be to see whether people have been naught or nice but to see, "Who's Next!" if you catch my drift.
Posted by: Josh jentzsch at December 1, 2004 10:28 PM
Some coincidental fan art:
http://www.raxilla.com/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_26/Bad-Santa.jpg
Posted by: Ozzy at December 6, 2004 09:37 PM
I've always been no.1 fan of bill goldberg overseas but i'm not giving such an comment because of that.I think this is an great idea and this will be a brilliant movie to watch something different from all other santa movie.Also goldberg is getting another chance to prove his acting skills That is ofcourse after the great performance in universal soldier 2.go for it guys.
Posted by: axel at December 10, 2004 09:20 AM
I worked in the hotel in Edmonton where the cast and crew were staying. They had a blast filming this movie so I am sure it will be great. I am very excited to see you on film Doug! :)
Posted by: Ebani at January 21, 2005 11:17 AM
I am a big fan of Bill Goldberg and he is talented I can't wait for this movie
Posted by: Shayne at January 28, 2005 11:02 AM
I was a cast in this movie and I had the chance to meet Bill goldberg.Im a huge fan of Goldberg. so look for me in the movie im the one who gets killed by Goldberg.
Posted by: David at February 22, 2005 03:17 PM
Why didn't this movie come out-I know they did promotions for it!
Posted by: Kara at March 27, 2005 06:39 PM
Bill Goldberg World havey weight campionship (Bhaij na)
Posted by: Fahad at August 21, 2005 03:13 AM
I seen this movie on tnt the other night and it was funny as can be and a very good movie in all reality. The only tyhought that came to me though is that there was already a movie called this mentioned in another movie, Ernest saves christmas, the movie that was being filmed on that movie was called santas slay and it was about a murding santa I think. but any who it is a good movie and I would like to find out where to get it on dvd so I can watch it around christmas aswell
Posted by: James Tucker at October 26, 2005 03:47 PM
I made a mistake, it was on spike not tnt the other night maybe they will replay
Posted by: James Tucker at October 26, 2005 03:49 PM
"He knows if you've been bad or good... and he's got a chainsaw."