April 01, 2004
Hell is Officially frozen: Battlefield earth 2 somehow got a green light.
Whoa whoa, stop the horses..... Someone just lost their job.
I'm sure, any day now, whoever is in charge and has been taking a vacation so he can cheat on his wife, will return to find that the intern he left in his stead has been tricked by the devil into greenlighting "Battlefield Earth 2" into existence. Seriously, how the #@%$ does crap like this happen?
Folks, if you've never seen the first one, then you're..well... you're missing nothing except for perhaps the grandest barf circus to grace a cinema this side of the Baby Boomers. And now, we get to extend the trip of pain with "Battlefield Earth 2: The End Begins." - Which, as you can probably guess, is a prequel.
Since L. Ron Hubbard, captain of the starship Enter-wacky, pretty much ended the war in the original, the second one is apparently a look into the "original" battle that happened 1000 years earlier - so a great battle it must be - if we weren't told in the first movie that the war lasted 9 minutes. -- So unless Battlefield Earth 2 is 10 minutes long, it's sucking already.
I have no idea who's supposed to actually be IN this, or who WOULD be in this, but count me out. So far, it's being helmed by some guy I've never heard of which is probably just as well, since you won't hear of him after the fact either.
Posted by John Campea at April 1, 2004 05:30 AM
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Posted by: Sloof Lirpa at April 1, 2004 06:11 AM
PLEASE tell me this is an April Fools gag??????
Posted by: Rodney at April 1, 2004 10:43 AM
OK you got me...hook, line, and sinker...or stinker in this case.
Posted by: Hollywood Muscle at April 2, 2004 08:43 AM
what are ya'll talking about? it was a great movie, and i enjoyed it alot. you should give the popular "john travolta" the chance he's asking for. he has done many great films and if he says it will be good, i'll watch it. the movie was good unless your standing next to it with your science book saying "no that cant happen!" thats why its science fiction! open your mind alittle. im glad they're doing a second movie.
Posted by: ricky at August 6, 2004 02:45 AM
Spot the scientologist.
Posted by: Doraemon at October 19, 2004 08:12 AM
Umm your a dickhead the movie was awesome people who hated it are retarded the next one is gonna be even more huge!
Posted by: typher at April 28, 2005 08:22 AM
i think if you compare it with the book ( sorry but my english is not that goood) its not good. But thats with nearly every book you put into movie. the movie was good. and nobody could act better in an evil role than JT. I think the second part is goona be fantastic, lets see.
Posted by: chris at June 10, 2005 07:41 AM
Maybe up and coming actor "Sloof Lirpa" should be in it.
He was slated to be in "Speed 3," "Rancid Cat Food: The Movie," and "The Sharks I've Jumped: The Ted McGinley story." All three were to debut on UPN or PAX last year, but were unjustly shelved.