March 25, 2004
Star Wars Episode 3 Title?? ..Gulp... Creeping Fear??
Okay, so this news bubbled over a few days ago, but I've been sick and visiting New York City, so screw all y'all. File this in the "With a Grain of Salt" drawer, but here it is.
In line with other silly attempts at flashy titles, like Episode 1 and 2, Episode 3 seems to be right on pace with the Uber-silly Title, "The Creeping Fear". I'm still not totally convinced this is real, simply because the title is too darn ridiculous. I mean, after 'Phantom Meanace', I don't think it's beyond possible, but I have very strong doubts - that and it's fun to report anyway. The rumour goes on to say it was originally to be titled "Rise of the Empire". Which, in my humble opinion, is JUST FINE!!! In fact, I LIKE that title!.. It has an "Empire strikes..." and "Return of.." quality to it. 'The Creeping Fear' sounds like something you'd find in a fat guy's pants.
Here's a few other joke titles I've found from ticked off Star Wars fans that made me chuckle - Feel free to add your own: How 'bout:
- The Creeping Fear Eye for the Star Wars Guy?Okay, Apparently, the REAL title is to be released very shortly anyway. Again, we shall see.
- Creeping with the Enemy
- The Passion of the Jedi
- The Coconut Pete Fear
- Episode III: Havana Nights
- Dude, Where's my lightsaber?
- Episode III: The Jeeping Creeping Fear
- Episode III: - Jabba Takes a Dump and Eats Another Frog.....
- Star Wars Episode 3 "The Return of Short Round!"
- Creeper by the Dozen
- Episode III: Crapping Far
Posted by John Campea at March 25, 2004 03:50 PM
Comments
Posted by: Teddy Carroll at March 25, 2004 05:58 PM
I got one..... Episode III Better than the last two crap movies.
or... Episode III The creeping feeling this ones gonna suck too.
Posted by: brother of dave at March 26, 2004 01:00 AM
Egads. You almost killed me. I was eating my sandwich at work and I almost choked while reading through the other 'possible' titles. I particularly enjoyed, 'Episode III: Havana Nights', 'Dude, Where's My Lightsaber?' and 'Episode III: Jabba Takes A Dump And Eats Another Frog'. Pheew! Those would be awesome. Keep 'em coming. But only AFTER you add more content to the Bottle Breaker site. Lazy, shiftless piece of...
love, bart.
Posted by: Bart Wang at March 26, 2004 12:32 PM
Everybody wang chung tonight.
Posted by: Bubba at March 26, 2004 01:16 PM
episode III: Jar Jar...
Posted by: punkrock at March 28, 2004 08:46 PM
Laughed my arse off at the first possible title.
Your reaction brings back horrendous flashbacks of my senior year in high school, browsing through darkhorizons.com and reading 'Attack of the Clones' as the new title for the second film in the first trilogy.
Posted by: Martin Blank at March 30, 2004 11:00 AM
star wars episode III: the phantom menace returns to attack many more clones and whatnot with creeping fear.
Posted by: DownyFresh at March 31, 2004 02:12 PM
Has anyone noticed that they all sound like sexual diseases?
Posted by: Helz at April 6, 2004 12:10 PM
"Doctor, Doctor, I have the Creeping Fear!" "Don't worry, rub this lotion on it two times a day and it should disappear faster than you can say "George Lucas's Reputation". Thank your lucky stars you don't have the Phantom Menace - it makes your brain rot and your bits fall off - similar to George Lucas's fan base."
Posted by: Helen at April 6, 2004 12:15 PM
I'm really praying for:
Episode III : We Actually Did Some Script Editing This Time
Posted by: beSharp at April 14, 2004 11:40 AM
how bout,
Episode III: There's nothing smooth and silky... ...like last time.
Posted by: Day-Vuh at April 14, 2004 03:19 PM
I've got one.
Staw Wars Episode III : The Spy Who Shagged Me
Posted by: wata at April 18, 2004 07:21 AM
personally, i believe that the only way that Mr. Lucas can repent for his sins of epic-proportions is to release special editions of all 6 star wars movies, wherein Jar jar Binks is on fire, and screaming "meesaa burrrning" in every frame. Even underwater. yeah. i said it.
Posted by: firemech at May 7, 2004 11:37 PM
George Lucas has run out of names so its gonna be called
Starwars episode III:Uh......
Posted by: dunandwat at May 14, 2004 03:23 PM
Maybe ...
Episode III: Chariots of Fear
or
Episode III: Fear and Loathing in Tattooine