March 30, 2004
Calcium Kid Trailer: HEY LADIES! ORLANDO BLOOM WITH NO SHIRT ON!!!
Ah yes.....The words "Orlando Bloom Topless..." I can see the quivering fingers of horny teenaged girls sending the web hits into the stratosphere already.
I actually have no idea if this movie will be released in North America - I imagine it will be eventually, but it seems likely that the current release is slated for, what DVD junkies would refer to as "region 2". Or UK & Europe for the lay person. Here is the Trailer for it anyway.
What looks like a rather well done comedy action flick, Orlando Bloom plays a small, stringy little boxer who's about to take on the undefeated champion of the sport. His only advantage is his lifetime milk consumption, which has given him bones that are tougher than chaos math. That's about all there is to draw from the trailer so far. And I'm sure the overanxious lady fans haven't even read this far anyway.
Posted by John Campea at March 30, 2004 01:50 PM
Comments
Posted by: Bubba at March 30, 2004 02:16 PM
he's gunna be 007 you know... shaken not stirred.
Posted by: punkrock at March 30, 2004 02:57 PM
Actually, that is a very popular possibility/rumour that started buzzing on March 19th of this month.
But since nothing, and I mean nothing is set in stone yet, no can can say he'll be 007, not even his spokesman. Some people think it would be a great idea, which I strongly disagree with. Simply because it would change James Bond's entire persona. Young, hip and trendy compared with wise, sharp and distinguished. They already made a movie like that and it's called "If Looks Could Kill" and it was pretty stupid in a "go back and watch it again" kinda way.
The people who agree with a change like that are simply in favour of starting new and different character, in which case, I would encourage them to get a new and different character somewhere else instead of f**king around with what many people already enjoy.
My two cents.
Posted by: Day-vuhl at March 30, 2004 07:20 PM
I wish they would have the Calcuim Kid in the USA. Just from the trailer movie looks good. I think I have watched the trailer about 15 times. :o)
As for Orlando as James Bond ewwww I never liked the James Bond movies.
Posted by: Marie at April 7, 2004 08:13 PM
i havent seen the movie yet but i hear it is sooooooo good but u no any movie with him is a great film. i mean ya he is hot but there is alot more to orli then good looks. hes sensitive and intense and very sweet and romantic.lol
lyl lots
Posted by: kaeleigh at April 8, 2004 06:58 PM
i havent seen the movie yet but i hear it is sooooooo good but u no any movie with him is a great film. i mean ya he is hot but there is alot more to orli then good looks. hes sensitive and intense and very sweet and romantic.lol
remenber peepz ORLANDO IS SO HOTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
lyl lots
Posted by: kaeleigh at April 8, 2004 07:00 PM
ok you guys, cant get the trailer to worksss preciousss! HELP ME... NEED TO SEE IT, BEFORE I GO TOTALLY INSANE.. you know, without my Orli fix and all.. any info on how to get it going (you know, strange how it always fails with my orli stuff) mail me [email protected] Cheers!
Posted by: jules at April 10, 2004 09:50 AM
Jules, -- I'm assuming you've clicked "trailers" on the page we've linked to...
..that page gives you an option of three different format types: Quicktime, realplayer and Windows Media. Just click on whichever one you want to see. Have you tried all of the formats yet? sometimes one might give you some trouble, but if all three don't work, you've got one messied computer.
Posted by: Day-vuhl at April 10, 2004 11:15 AM
I wish "The Calcium Kid" would come the the US too! I've also see in more times than I can count and I want to see it so bad. As soon as its on DVD Im going to buy it!
Posted by: kate at May 17, 2004 08:15 PM
i love orlando bloom and hes mine and you other ugly sluts lave him alone because his mine ok so stick with that orlando rules and his mine to
Posted by: lil miss slutness at July 22, 2004 01:03 AM
kaeleigh he dose not like you ok he loves me not you get it throw your head and that goes for the reast of you so beat it now sorry kaeleigh i just saw you say that hes hot but like i say his mine not yours and i havent seen the mvie but i am going to get it on videp
Posted by: lil miss slutness at July 22, 2004 01:07 AM
Hey. I live in australia and i was wondering if anyone knew when it will be released in cinemas in australia? please, if you know, email me on [email protected]
Thanks heaps.
Posted by: nikki at August 4, 2004 05:01 AM
I think the only reason to see this movie is cuz orli is in it...... it doesnt look that great but who cares?!
Posted by: Katie at August 30, 2004 08:45 PM
he's going to be playing James Bond, but just when he was young, like 20 years younger.... SO HOT!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: kathy at September 9, 2004 03:34 AM
I LOVE U ORLANDO I CANT EAT SLEEP WRITE SHOWER OR DO ANYTHING WITHOUT THINKING OF YOU I WANT TO KISS YOUR DELUCATE LIPS OF LOVE TO HOLD YOUR DELICATE BODY I LOVE YOU BABY OOOOOOOOO
Posted by: jenni at October 1, 2004 04:48 PM
lil miss sluteness orlado is mine bitch back off i love him more than all u so kiss my as i was saying back off barbie doll slute
Posted by: jenni at October 1, 2004 04:52 PM
orlando bloom has a knack of making me hardddddd
he was such a dish in troy
wish they showed him nude (atleast his bum)
always wanna fuck him
Posted by: ivan at October 24, 2004 01:28 PM
ORLANDO BLOOM HIS SOOOO UGLY!!!!
Posted by: alyssa green at December 1, 2004 09:39 PM
really really really hope it comes out in the us!!
ORLANDO IS SO SEXY!!!!
Posted by: Ashley at February 15, 2005 03:23 AM
Yi coimii ssieia dusdi Orlando!!!!!!!!!!!! I lov u too!!!!!!!! sieuy!
Posted by: Shakira at April 30, 2005 09:28 PM
*MAJOR ORLIGASM*
[he gave me my first orgasm u know]
RAWR.
FUCK ME, ORLANDO.
GOD HE'S SO FUCKING SEXY AHH.
I WANT TO LICK HIS BODY UP AND DOWN.
HE CAN LICK ME TOO.
AND AND YEAH.
I NEED TO GET MY VIBRATOR AND WATCH TROY NOW K.
Posted by: ORLI'S SEX SLAVE at May 2, 2005 08:17 PM
i fukn hate orlando is is a fukd up ugly cunt i hate him so much i have a book on how ugly he is hahahah itz great u no orland still looks ugly whn he looks like a chick hehehehehe i love my book nd I HATE ORLAND THE UUUUGGGGGGLLLLLLLYYYYY FUK. lootz a lv katie
Posted by: katie at May 31, 2005 01:08 AM
I hate this movie! i though it made Orlando Bloom look like a poof.
Just a waste of time!
Posted by: James Chum at June 14, 2005 09:24 PM
OKAY first of all who ever says orlando bloom is ugly you are CRAZY or blind he is the sexiest man ive ever seen my life i luv him!! Orly if you ever see this I LOVE YOU!!! <3 <3 Marry Me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Devon at August 19, 2005 08:32 PM
Orli plz come to muncie indiana plz plz plz I LUV YOU!!!
Posted by: Devon at August 19, 2005 08:34 PM
ALYSSA GREEN!!! QUIT LYIN YOU NO YOU LUV HIM HE IS SEXI!
Posted by: Devon at August 19, 2005 08:36 PM
LISTEN GIRLS STOP ARGUING OKAY CAUSE WE ALLLL KNOW HE WANTS ME SO IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT E MAIL ME [email protected] oRLY IF YOU SEE THIS EMAIL ME TOO LOL (might as well keep dreaming)
Posted by: Devon at August 19, 2005 08:48 PM
KATIE you need to calm down ok and think about wut you said orlando does NOT look like a girl he is SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE ISNT FINE HE IS FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE LOLOL :)
Posted by: Devon at August 19, 2005 08:51 PM
HEY BIATCHES! I NO UR AALL ARGUIN 4 HIM BUT THE ONLY GIRL HES INTERESTED IN IS ME!! MWAH! IM HIS BIATCH N ALWAYS WILL BE! xXxXx
Posted by: Blooms-biatch at September 10, 2005 11:18 AM
That, my friends, is one of the silliest movie premises ever. Well, no, but it's up there. I mean come on ... sure, you may not BREAK him, but you can sure make him bleed a lot.