Dear Mr. Vin Diesel,
 
I’ve been a big fan of yours, for a very long time, Mr Diesel. From The Iron Giant to The Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury, you could do no wrong. Hell, I even love your break dance video, you did back before you were famous (Vin Diesel Break Dancing Video). So, as a fan of yours, I am obliged to ask you, why the fudge are you doing this movie? Guardians of the Galaxy was the third biggest movie last year, domestically. Furious 7 is the fourth biggest movie of all time. That’s better than an Oscar… AN OSCAR! You can pick movies like you pick cars. However, you choose this piece of crap. When I was watching this teaser, I almost thought it was an I Frankenstein sequel. You don’t want this for your career, at least not at this point. Look I understand everybody gets one, but make sure you understand, it’s only one.
 
P.S. Fire your agent. He or she is no good for you.
 
Sincerely,
 
Mo Baptiste

Seriously man! Does this look good? I’ll answer for you: fuck no.