What do you want me to say? This teaser is critic proof from beginning to end. But, to avoid being biased, I’ll say something unfavorable. John Boyega has to keep his mouth closed. Every scene he’s is in, it’s open. That’s the best I have. Anything else would be an absolute lie. Luke Skywalker’s monologue throughout the teaser is perfect . The crashed Star Destroyer on what I believe to be on Tatooine is stunning! Showing the melted helmet of Darth F-ing Vader was a stroke of genius . Don’t even get me started on the Millennium Falcon chase sequence! If any of those scenes were not in there, I would still be excited. Why? For the last shot of Han Solo and Chewbacca holding guns saying, “We’re Home” … priceless.

All I want for Christmas is an Imax ticket to Star Wars: Force Awakens. The family is on the back burner this year.