Remember the Cooties game? You know, the one you used to play when you liked someone? When you touched them and told them how they had some incurable disease? Well, that disease was the Zombie Virus. The Cooties game is about a bunch of elementary school children getting infected with the Z virus, and teachers having to fight their way out by any means necessary. I swear, this has to be the only way you can kill this much children on screen and not get slammed for it. But, sadly, I’m all for it. I’ve seen zombie strippers. I’ve seen zombie pets. Hell, I’ve even seen zombie rednecks (seriously, look it up). I might as well as throw zombie preschooler into the mix. This movie isn’t going to break any records, but you can tell it’s going to be an enjoyable film. Watch the trailer and let me know.

That’s all I need to see to punch a kid in the face.