I get all giddy whenever I think about this movie. The first movie was a wonderful homage to cheesy 70’s-80’s action movies that overly relied on violence, gore, and nudity as attractions to their films. Good times. The first film had Linsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, and even Michelle Rodriguez littering the film with their assets and talent and this upcoming sequel has Sofia Vegara and Carmen from Spy Kids.

Oh, and there’s Charlie Sheen. I think he has a poster out today or something…

In MACHETE KILLS, Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man - he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

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