And this is *not* to diminish their fine acting skills. Or lack there of. But let’s face it… sometimes, we’ll pay to see a movie we *know* is not good, because the eye candy is worth it. Or wait for the Netflix option. But I digress…
That’s right. I love these women on the silver screen, regardless if it’s 2 thumbs up or a lot of rotten tomatoes.
So to kick off our new category: Hot Popcorn! — Here’s my Top 10 list of actresses I’d pay to see, regardless of how bad Erik and Lars say the movie is, counting down to number 1…
10. Halle Berry: I watched all of Cat Woman. There’s the proof she belongs here.
9. Jessica Alba: The whole… Sue Storm… had its moments. Hrm. It had a lot of moments, actually. I think I’ll be watching some FF tonight.
8. Lucy Liu. Charlies Angels. Ahhhh….
7. Eva Mendes: I had Will Smith envy after Hitch. Nice wetsuit. ’nuff said.
6. Jennifer Aniston: Nice girls don’t finish last. They finish 6th.
5. Penelope Cruz: She pretty much just has to say stuff and look at the camera and I’m done for.
4. Jessica Biel: Was that Blade movie good? Not sure. All I remember is some serious crossbow skills. And I may not even be remembering that correctly.
3. Kate Beckinsale: Van Helsing. Leather. That is all.
2. Ashley Green: Was it Twilight? Ya, she was cute… but did you see those Sobe Lifewater body paint ads? Google is your friend.
1. Angelina Jolie: I’d say she melts celluloid, but that’s so last century. Other than Girl Interrupted, which was hot in its own offbeat way, she’s a friggin’ digital dominatrix. Adopt my kid, Angelina! We can then be all parental together.
Honorable mentions:
- Megan Fox: I don’t like her, but most of you do, and I didn’t want to hear your flak about it. Yay.
- Ashley Judd: How much talent can one family have? Freaky. Loved her with Mr Freeman.
- Charlize Theron: I think being that Wuornos chick sorta killed it for me.
- Keira Knightley: I dunno. Something about her wants to make her fall in love with me.
- Winona Ryder: Shoplifting schmoplifting. This is about movies. Not real life.
- Natalie Portman: I’d be with her in movies or real life.
- Salma Hayek: She smolders.
- Sandra Bullock: Jennifer was lonely as the only girl next door.
- Kristen Stewart — but hey hon, can you smile or something?
Ok. Toss out your faves, and let the popcorn throwing begin!
Mmmmm buttery!
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Ok, fellas. The last word here... Nicky whelan- hall pass Nathalie kelley- tokyo drift Nadia bjorlin- red line Malin ackerman- watchmen Alice eve- sex and the city 2 Yvonne strahovski- chuck Kate beckinsale- van helsing Olivia wilde- the changeup Megan fox- transformers Keira knightley- king arthur ...not necessarily their sexiest role but an identifiable one
I gotta agree that Salty's list is a bit from "old school" days, but nothing wrong with maintaining a like for someone based on memory (you'll see why in my list). While my friends and I constantly discuss our "Top 5", I always found it hard to keep the number to 5, or even 10. I admire HDpunk's 17. Mine, in no real order: -Rachel McAdams (have you seen Midnight in Paris?, Great "behind" scene when she's loading the van/suv). -Mila Kunis - just too hot. -Piper Perabo (have you seen Covert Affairs? Holy Hotness! -Scarlett Johansson - especially that scene from Iron Man 2, when she enters the ring. -Anne Hathaway - I also can't wait to see her in Dark Night Rises. -Angie Harmon - looking REALLY good in Rizzoli & Isles. -Sandra Bullock - The woman just keeps getting better with age. -Charlize Theron - I love blondes. -Amanda Seyfried - something really f*ckable about her. -Penelope Cruz - Always looks good. -Chrisina Hendricks - such a cutie. -Kate Mara - OMG! Too hot! -Natalie Portman - So hot, but dear lord, never let her be in another comic book movie, unless it's more like V for Vendetta. -Monica Bellucci - Wow, just wow! I'll never forget the first time I saw her in Matrix Reloaded. -Emma Watson - so cute. After doing up this list, I need a few min. ;)
Jessica Biel before Penelope Cruz?... Why? Why? Why?
wow, you have horrific taste in women.
Some of mine are: Anne Hathaway Rosario Dawson Emma stone Amanda Seyfried Ellen Wong Mila Kunis
All I want is Ellen Page.
She's still young and hasn't really been in anything but Mary Elizabeth Winstead definitely
Not bad, but I'd nix Penelope Cruz (voice too annoying), Eva Mendes (butterface) and Ashley Green (who?). My most notable omission: Rachel Weiss.
Definitely some good mentions on here... I may reconsider on a few points :-) I tend to prefer actresses who have been around 4-5 years, and are of legal drinking age... just me. Hang in there... weekend's almost here!
I think the list should have been longer!
i would agree with this list 5-10 years ago.. in no particular order, my list now would include; Olivia Wilde Mila Kunis Emma Stone Scarlett Johansson Lyndsy Fonseca nne Hathaway Christina Hendricks Mary Elizabeth Winstead Kristen Bell Anna Kendrick Kate Beckinsale Rachel McAdams Natalie Portman Megan Fox Kristen Stewart Charlize Theron Marisa Tomei notable mentions from tv; Julie Benz & Summer Glau
I love this list, but I would also add Emma Watson, Evangeline Lilly and Laura Vandervoort.
oh wow, how did i forget emma watson? she would definitely be on the list
That's a good list, my friend. Good list indeed.
Yup..
Jennifer Aniston never hit it to me, well, it just personal taste. But i'm with you on Angelina Jolie (smoldering cinema est 1994), Halle Berry, Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale, Eva Mendez, Penelope Cruz. Also i would like to add Monica Belluci (quintessential milf), Scarlett Johansonn, Mila Kunis, Charlize Theron, Natalie Portman, Marion Cottilard, Milla Jovovich, Olivia Wilde, Anne Hathaway, Amy Adams, Emily Blunt into the mix
Scarlett johansson(like Nathan said), Taylor Cole, Amber Heard,Blake lively...would watch anything these girls are in. But the list is good except for I'm not into Alba THAT much, sue storm was hot indeed but that's kinda it for me. But cool idea to list eye candy actresses. cant wait for top 10 foreign actresses
WOW, Your list sucks lol, based on body I hope not face, here are some better choices no matter the age, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Jennifer Lawrence, Minka Kelly, Claire Danes, Yvonne Strahovski, Kate Winslet, Selma Hayek, Charlise Theron, Keira Knightley, Kate Bosworth, that's just a few, I really hope this hot popcorn thing doesn't catch on, and if it does you need to include the men!!!
lol u r so right lol! wut was i thinking!
Amy Adams! Didn't even know who your second choice was. Google'd her and i still don't know.
There was this book series called "Twilight" and they made it into a movie. A couple movies. And they all had this vampire, Alice, played by Ashley Greene.
i didn't understand anything you just said, all i see is, gay teen movie
no Anne Hathaway? to me, she is one of my definitions of 'eye candy'. can't wait to see how she'll steal the show in The Dark Knight Rises.
A glaring omission! I agree. For a long time, the whole... what was that series, the princess diaries? made her uninteresting... but Devil Wears Prada? Definitely opened my eyes. Been a fan since. Good call.
Hey, that's a clever way of tinkhing about it.
Natalie Portman, Rachel McAdams!
Natalie's honorably mentioned, so that makes her Top 20... :-) Rachel... she is awfully cute, but... can't quite put her on *my* list. Good mention though.
Yeah you are forgetting the Aussies... Nicky Whelan, Abbie Cornish. The Ukrainian Mila Kunis and English Alice Eve and my favorite American Amber Heard.
I'm contemplating my exclusively "primarily" foreign actress bunch next... I love Monica Bellucci. And she loves me back. And then I wake up. But I'm ok with that.
OMG I second that... She will always be in her prime! :)
Nathan, 420BNAD, great minds think alike.
Yeah, I second that one... Some are questionable too.
Oh, by no means did I take offense -- I just wanted you to expound a little bit on your opinion. Trust me, you have no idea how much better I feel now that I know I'm not the only guy who digs the blue chick in avatar.
Who's questionable? Who would you add?
Dude dont get me wrong, I appreciate this post/list. but a topic like this is bound to have a few guys like me add in our 2 cents. Halle Berry is STILL hot, Jennifer Aniston, not so much (great photo though)Eva Mendes must pay monthly "she's so hot" fees cause she's been played out awhile, Lucy Lu? maybee 10 yrs ago at best,(same with anniston)Jessica Alba looks like Ally Mcbeal of late (that photos old as well)Penelope Cruz looks hot in THAT photo.. this list woulda worked in 2001(and I get ya) But now-a-days you gotta fit in : Scarlett Johansen, Minka Kelly,Blue girl from Avatar :),Christina Hendricks,Natalie Portman,Kerry Washington, Kim Kardashin (cant act but is nice just to look at),Olivia Wilde!... jus sayin' keep these comin though
No Scarlett Johansson? Number 1 in my book.
Indeed sir!