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August 25, 2009

I Want A Techno Viking Movie

— Posted by John Campea

I was flipping through some of my favorite MMA websites today and came across a comparison of “The Dean Of Mean” Keith Jardine (who can ben seen in the upcoming Gerard Butler film “Gamer”), and the viral video legend “The Techno Viking”.

Obviously, when you think of the Techno Viking video, you must immediately drop what you’re doing and go watch the Techno Viking video because… well… because we’re stupid.

So off I go to watch it again, and I got to thinking… I WANT TO SEE A TECHNO VIKING MOVIE!!! No, not a biopic, because who really cares who this guy is. What I want is a movie about how the Techno Viking patrols the streets at night dishing out vigilante justice. Evil doers will be committing crimes and then off in the distance hear thumping techno music and KNOW that they must stop their evil ways and flee immediately… because THE TECHNO KING COMETH!

Yeah… I’d watch that movie. And now that you’re thinking about the Techno Viking, you must stop what you’re doing and watch The Techno Viking.

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  • will

    but what the songs? dj name? this awsome music hast to belong to someone =)

  • GODFATHER

    Great idea for a movie, John…

    And the music is AWESOME!

  • Splint3r

    Wow. That finger pointing pose is so full of awesomeness :) I dont think even an actor can pull that off!

  • http://www.bloggbuch.blogspot.com/ Gerhard Koepke

    In case, someone is curious: at 2:23min he says: “Halt den Ball flach, Alter!”, which is something like “Keep calm, dude!”. Classic! :-)

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