For the most part a movie title can give you a brief peek at what the movie is about. I was never in doubt that there would be a war among the stars or even a trek in those aptly named films. But then we get a title like 44inch Chest and someone just has to let you in on it.

Empire lays it out for us:

Winstone plays Colin Diamond, a cuckolded husband who hatches a plot with his mates to get revenge on his wife’s lover. As we all know, revenge is a dish best served cold, which might go some way to explaining why everyone on this poster looks like they’ve been shoved in a freezer for four hours.

Maybe its my inner graphic designer, or perhaps its the outer one, but I really wish that when they made these ensemble cast posters that they used the same lighting on each of the characters. If one guy has the light on the left side of his face, its distracting to me when the guy right next to him has light on the other side.

Oh sure, the point is to showcase the cast, but would it have really been that hard to make it look like they were all in the same room??

Sounds like a fun revenge flick guaranteed to have at least one person defenestrated.