Well this is something completely different. It appears Billy Crystal will be joining The Tooth Fairy. We get the following scoop from Variety via our friends at cinematical:

Variety reports that Crystal has joined the cast of Tooth Fairy. This is that comedy where The Rock … sorry, Dwayne Johnson, is a minor league hockey player skating around and knocking lots of dudes’ teeth out. His disregard for dental gets him in trouble with the world of tooth fairies, and he’s forced to become one for a week.

There has been no mention of what role Billy Crystal will play… but this film seems to get stranger by the day. I thought it may be a kids film about a tooth fairy, then I thought maybe it’s about a guy nicknamed the Tooth Fairy. As it turns out - it’s both. This peculiar premise is amplified with the casting of an ex professional wrestler and now Mr. Orcar is thrown in the ridiculous mix for good measure.

I have low expectations for this film, but a corner of my mind wants this to be a sensational surreal surprise. Someone asked me on the live show the other day about films to see under the influence; this may be a quality candidate for the list.

Could this be the Goodburger of the new millennium? Special props to my friend Hay-zeus the Rose City Condor who is the most ardent supporter of Goodburger, home of the Goodburger.