May 27, 2008 | by Doug
New Game! Name That Torso
We have a new game for you guys today. It’s called Name That Torso; and you do just that. A week from today I will reveal (in this post) the owner of this torso. The winner will have bragging rights and garner international respect!
Without further ado, Name That Torso!
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Joseph
Jennifer Garner.
May 27th, 2008
Steven Carroll
Alyssa Milano?
May 27th, 2008
melbye
Alyssa Milano maye?
May 27th, 2008
Hien
Keeley Hazell
May 27th, 2008
Kristina
Garner’s tits aren’t that huge. The tits also look fake, which rules out about three girls in Hollywood. MIght be Milano.
May 27th, 2008
Liam
Ben Stiller
May 27th, 2008
Mike
catherine zeta jones
May 27th, 2008
Rafa1215
J love Hewitt?
May 27th, 2008
townes
J love Hewitt
ye that would be my guess too
May 27th, 2008
Marcus
Demi Moore.
May 27th, 2008
Edvin
Rose Mcgowan
May 27th, 2008
George
Milano was my first guess but then I thought maybe rose mcgowan?
May 27th, 2008
Tony
Tricia Helfer?
May 27th, 2008
Donald
Photoshop!
May 27th, 2008
spence
Rosie O’Donnell ;)
May 27th, 2008
David
Danneel Harris
May 27th, 2008
Frank Oz
Shania Twain
May 27th, 2008
Willow
Does no one else see this as completely pointless? What does this have to do with movies?
May 27th, 2008
Madrocketscientist
Willow
Absolutely nothing!
(ain’t it great!)
May 27th, 2008
Robert(wolf)
@williow, it has everyhting to do with movies.
Lohan is my guess.
May 27th, 2008
HAZMAT
lol that is NOT demmi moore….but i picture j love hewitts face fitting that body
May 27th, 2008
Jarred
Does anyone else find willow’s comment completely pointless? What does his comment have to do with the post?
I like these little games.
I also guess Rose McGowan
May 27th, 2008
HAZMAT
ROBERT(WOLF)
lohans torso is completely filled wiht freckles.
May 27th, 2008
scot
My Aunt May.
May 27th, 2008
Jon H
The answer is clearly Doug Nagy.
May 27th, 2008
Brandon
mommy?!?!
May 27th, 2008
Jay305llc
Jennifer love hewitt
May 27th, 2008
Jesse
Jennifer Love Hewitt back in the day. Not now during her crazy Ghost Whisperer weight days.
May 27th, 2008
Jason Stanley
J L Hewitt of course…can never forget those ample breastases.
May 27th, 2008
Doug Nagy
@ Willow
As a nihilist, I believe everything is pointless. (I also know that games are fun in spite of this.)
Every Torso will be from an actor/actress that is known to most of our readers.
In conclusion; this is pointless, but the torsos are movie related.
May 27th, 2008
Rafa1215
The Pleasure Witch?
May 27th, 2008
Phil Gee
I’m thinking JLH myself but to throw in a different guess i’ll say Megan Fox.
May 27th, 2008
Shinobi
Isla Fisher?
May 27th, 2008
leeloo
torso1.
May 27th, 2008
Robert(wolf)
@HAZMET-This is what took me off my guess first than I remembered this picture looks very polished up as do a lot of Lohan pictures.
May 27th, 2008
Phil
Anne Hathaway, but with a major push-up bra. And yes, this has everything to do with movies.
May 27th, 2008
Brian
Jessica simpson
May 27th, 2008
George
Jennifer Lopez
May 27th, 2008
Brad
Jessica Alba
May 27th, 2008
se7en
Elisha Cuthbert
May 27th, 2008
Andee23
Isla Fisher
May 27th, 2008
Moe
Laserbeak
May 27th, 2008
Slushie Man
Lohan. It’s obviously photoshop, and most photoshopped pictures of her has her freckles photoshopped out.
May 27th, 2008
movie replicas
your pleasure witch
May 27th, 2008
AjaxLou
I’ll go with the Rose McGowan contingent.
May 27th, 2008
cvdv
Kiera Knightley
May 27th, 2008
Michael C (Mastermind)
I think it could be Jennifer Love Hewitt. I’m sure it could be especially what me and her did last night lol…………………..
May 27th, 2008
kc
That golden girl Beatrice Arthur
May 27th, 2008
Ginger
How did you get that picture of me?!
May 27th, 2008
Koko
Gotta go Salma Hayek - Pre Pregancy
May 27th, 2008
Royal
Jessica Alba
May 27th, 2008
saki
I think Jessica Alba, unless it also includes music industry, in that case Mariah Carrey
May 27th, 2008
FullMetal Patch
My first instinct was to go with the Jennifer Love Hewitt crowd. But I’m a rebel at heart, so I’m saying Kate Beckinsale.
May 27th, 2008
scoville
Slow news day?
May 27th, 2008
shadopup
whoever said photoshop was right on the money…I mean that picture looks so fake, nobody can claim that it’s her torso with all the touch ups.
boobs aren’t exactly massive (B-cups with the help of a pushup bra) which rules out a few of the guesses already mentioned. waist isn’t super thin either which indicates someone who works out quite a bit and isn’t anorexic.
Denise Richards or Victoria Beckham…I’ll say it’s the former.
May 27th, 2008
Mkfreak2
I think Nagy’s messing with us. The bra and panties look completely photoshopped on. Watch it be some random porn actress.
May 27th, 2008
Chris J
Rose McGowan
May 28th, 2008
Persetti
Megan Fox
May 28th, 2008
Sahil
It looks like Jennifer Love HugeTits
May 28th, 2008
Justin
Rhona Mitra
May 28th, 2008
Alex
Rhona Mitra
May 28th, 2008
Tim
Britney Spears
May 28th, 2008
Rick
Jessica Alba prepregnancy
May 28th, 2008
Joe
Anne Hathaway
May 28th, 2008
Leeanne
Is there going to be an answer???
I’m guessing Lindsay Lohan (felt that puking sensation there)…but I could see JLH as well…
May 28th, 2008
Leeanne
nevermind the answer question…long day so far! :)
May 28th, 2008
Edvin
Remember when a week is over that I called it WUUUHUUUU…
If I’m wrong, well then I’ll just look stupid :P
But yeah I still think it’s Rose McGowan.
May 28th, 2008
Leeanne
I actually almost want to agree with you Edvin….but I’ll stick to mine…if you’re right, you get the brags!
:)
May 28th, 2008
Leeanne
The only thing Edvin…is that Rose’s skin is light…as in Irish (skim milk as me white)
:)
May 28th, 2008
haole
I’m also gonna jump on the Alba bandwagon… Jessica Alba
May 28th, 2008
Leeanne
To light to be Jessica Alba…unless Doug is retouching photos! ;)
May 28th, 2008
Doug
I will never re-touch a photo.
May 28th, 2008
Leeanne
Will never or could never??? LOL
At least you gave that part of the game off! Thanks Doug!
:)
May 28th, 2008
Leeanne
Given what Doug said….I’m stickin’ with Lindsay’the craze’Lohan…
May 28th, 2008
Nacho
Definitely Alyssa Milano.
May 28th, 2008
Joseph
(That is Mariah Carrey
May 28th, 2008
Sina
Jessica Alba
May 29th, 2008
melbye
Tell us Doug, are we even close to the correct answer
May 29th, 2008
Doug Nagy
The truth will be revealed Monday! No Hints!
May 29th, 2008
HAZMAT
lol thats bullshit doug! monday is like 94 hours away!!
ill have to press “next” on the bottom of the page like 6 times to get to this post…
ROBERT(WOLF)
yeah that is true shes done plenty of shit to herself (shes suposed to have red hair..)
and its HAZMAT! not HAZMET! lol :p
May 29th, 2008
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