Corey Haim Will Have A Role In Crank 2
Campea just shot the following skinny my way; Corey Haim will have a role in Crank 2.
You thought shit was tough for Statham the first time out? Now he has this to fucking deal with:
I have no idea if Corey will be a hero or villain as of yet. I certainly hope he’s a bad guy. I want him to whip a senior citizen in the face with that horn necklace (see above) till they sign over their pension check.
Neveldine and Taylor always provide perverse and titillating sex sequences; I wonder if we will see Haim throw his hog around. They totally showed ALL of Alyssa Milano in Pathology, and I am wondering if I will get to see another childhood role model’s genitals before I die.
This dude was mocked like crazy for putting an ad in the trades recently; but he’s in Crank 2, and we will watch him. Curiosity is wrapping its tentacles around all of us and whispering the words “Corey Haim” into our wanting and inquisitive ears.
We will be sure to keep you posted about this story, and will fill you in with updates, as they are made available to us.
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
James
I don’t know Doug, I think you can still find a gayer picture of Corey.
Keep trying please.
I’ll start dinner….
Apr 29th, 2008
John
This is awesome!
Apr 29th, 2008
Joe
I agree. If you make him a bad guy, and completely change his look and maybe get him some acting lessons and such - AND you have him get the snot kicked out of him (the character he plays, not in real life I mean), this could work.
And the other Corey should not be anywhere near this movie.
Apr 29th, 2008
HisDivineShadow
Cory who?
Apr 29th, 2008
Colin
Possibly means Feldman..
Crank 2 is shaping up to be amazing. Not like it needed anymore encouragement to make it just that though!
Apr 29th, 2008
Phinny
I don’t see him so much as ‘the bad guy’ but as the ‘bad guy’s psychotic henchman. Sort of like the ‘Oddjob’ role that 007 always has to contend with in the James Bond movie. That could work very well.
I was a bit cynical with the full page ad, but I guess I if he can really pull it off more power to him. I guess I can’t help but root for the underdog in this case.
Apr 29th, 2008
FaFaFooey
Maybe Chev Chelios can fuck him to keep his adrenaline going…..
Apr 29th, 2008
HisDivineShadow
Corey Feildman, yeah I got that (I am the DivineShadow)but who’s Corey Haim?
»;-]
Apr 29th, 2008
peter
trailer of blindness
http://video.globo.com/Videos/Player/Entretenimento/0,,GIM821620-7822-ASSISTA+AO+TRAILER+DO+FILME+CEGUEIRA+BLINDNESS,00.html
looks interesting
Apr 29th, 2008
dave
Who? HAHAHA!
Apr 30th, 2008
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