Will the insanity never end? Reports are now coming in that the beloved Iron Man trailer is going to be turned into a full length movie version. I’m sure they’ll ruin it for sure.
Wildly Popular ‘Iron Man’ Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film
33 Comments, Comment or Ping
Karl Hungus
Hmm, well that was amusing.
Apr 14th, 2008
Klendathu
God I love The Onion
Apr 14th, 2008
James
And here I was merely holding out for the SE dvd of the trailer only, with never before seen seconds and director commentary track….
Apr 14th, 2008
Herby
Have to watch it again for the crawls at the bottom.
My favorite so far… “Yahoo tries to compete against Google by goggling “How to Compete against Google.”
Apr 14th, 2008
Kristina
Oh my God.
Apr 14th, 2008
Torim
they are right in doing this, this movie will make billions if not trillions of dollars.
Apr 14th, 2008
Jon H
Brilliant clip.
Apr 14th, 2008
Karmicmonk
“in seattle today, a man bruises 23 people in a punching spree” Thats pure gold, nay thats one precious metal above gold.
Apr 14th, 2008
Jagmir
i don’t get it…
Apr 14th, 2008
Nixon
so wats going on, add more scenes, in movies… ?
either way Iron man ain’t gonna make a lot of money since GTA4 is comming out…
Apr 14th, 2008
nbakid2000
“HOLLYWOOD RUINS EVERYTHING!”
Apr 14th, 2008
Kristina
I really hope they don’t add any scenes to that Meet Dave trailer. The trailer was bad enough!
Apr 14th, 2008
HisDivineShadow
I predict the tralier movie will make at least 50 mil.
Pretty funny John.;-)
Apr 14th, 2008
Mikey
Punching spree….thats brilliant
Apr 14th, 2008
Turboz
Ok so it took me about 15-20 minutes to realize this was only a joke I was sitting there like.. WTF how could they make a trailer a movie?… thinking… and thinking.. and then I realized what was going on here.
Apr 14th, 2008
Turboz
PS… was anyone reading the ticker below?
Apr 14th, 2008
Freddy Castellano
umm this makes no sense to me…..they are saying they are going to make a movie out of the trailer…isnt the trailer already a movie that we havent seen yet….in the video they are saying wouldnt it be amazing to see those 3 second clips as full scenes…umm…watch the movie…i guess im stupid but i just dont get this
Apr 14th, 2008
Freddy Castellano
well i guess i am stupid
Apr 14th, 2008
bigsampson
lol^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^lol
Apr 14th, 2008
Gerry Alanguilan
Are they insane? Everyone knows that film adaptations of trailers always suck because they don’t stay true to the character established in the trailer. They always change things around, add material not in the original…. such a waste of time. Greed. That’s what it is. This is the quintessential example of everything that’s wrong with Hollywood.
Apr 14th, 2008
geoff
fantastic! god bless the onion
Apr 14th, 2008
aldude
I cant believe it !!! 23 people punched , thats terrirble. Who cares about the trailer, just dont watch it.
Apr 14th, 2008
Christian
lol. That was great! I’ve always wondered why trailers weren’t being made into full length movies.
Apr 14th, 2008
legolamb
Some of you guys sound like you don’t know what the onion is all about.
Apr 14th, 2008
Herby
New favorite crawl.
“Canadian dollar store crap now equel in value to American dollar store crap.”
Apr 15th, 2008
Herby
“Shooting at Clevland School of the blind cause $200 in damages, no injuries.”
Apr 15th, 2008
Scott
I’d hate to live in a world without sarcasm.
Apr 15th, 2008
Slushie Man
I don’t know what the Onion was about (I do NOW, I goggled it), but even I could tell this was obviously a joke. I really can’t see how anyone could not understand that.
Funny funny stuff, BTW.
And Scott, I agree. it seems some people on this board live in that world. Hopefully the rest of us don’t get sucked through that portal.
Apr 15th, 2008
Sahil
Wow I cant wait. I wonder if they will make a movie out of The Dark Knight trailer. It looked pretty good.
Apr 15th, 2008
Jason
I wonder how much the Ontion got paid from Paramount for this.
Apr 15th, 2008
Meli
LOL! way too funny.
Apr 15th, 2008
kanthan
I love this, really Exposes the idiots who get so annoyed when movie adaptations of comics or books are announced
Apr 15th, 2008
sfsilver
Brilliantly skewers the bread and butter of this site for sure. If we couldn’t drone on endlessly about how adaptations aren’t going to match up to the alleged genius of some 7th rate animated kiddie series from the 80’s or a comic book that less than .008% of the population even knew existed there’d be little to talk about here.
The Onion rocks.
Apr 15th, 2008
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