Great Quotes From “The Departed”
Posted by John Campeaon 24. 10. 2006in News Chat
Craig’s Movie Blog posted up a few choice quotes from The Departed (my movie of the year so far). This movie is gold… and so are these quotes.
Mark Wahlberg’s character (Dignam):
“I’m the guy doing my job. You must be the other guy.”
“Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.”
“You may play a tough guy for your gangster friends, but you don’t get nothing past me, you lace-curtain Irish fucking pussy!”
“No, you don’t know. Because if someone like you knew what we did, that would make us cunts. Are you calling us cunts?”
Alec Baldwin’s character (Ellerby):
“I’m gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don’t smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.”
“Yes, those. I don’t know what they are. You don’t know what they are. Who gives a fuck?”
“Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you’re not a homo. A married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think ‘at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch.’ Ladies see the ring, they know immediately that you must have some cash, and your cock must work.”
Together:
“Go fuck yourself.”
“I’m tired from fucking your wife.”
“How is your mother?”
“Good. She’s tired from fucking my father.”
Mark Wahlberg’s character had the best lines in The Departed. I also found Jack’s version of Sam’s character to be better then Infernal Affairs.
Wahlberg played his role perfect. Everytime his face appeared on screen, it was almost guarenteed that something funny was coming out of his mouth. Props to the screenwriters!
HAHAHAHHAHAHA….o man…that movie kicked ass
“I’m gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don’t smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.”
Alec Baldwin delivered this line so damn good.
I like the marriage comment.
Donna A.
What was Matt Damon’s quote about Irish people when he was laying in bed with the girl? Something about…”I’m Irish. I’ll live my entire life without acknowledging that somethings wrong”…?
Great movie….very suprising to have that many unexpected out loud laughs….well…”maybe. maybe not. maybe fuck yourself.”
Pffft! Whats the matter smartarse? You dont know any shakespeare?
Does anyone remember the quote from Jack’s character in the first half of the movie about being a cop or a criminal and when you’re looking down the barrel of a loaded gun there isn’t much difference???
Go save a cat from a tree, you fucking homos. Fucking firemen gettin’ pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy.
That line takes the cake..
Can anyone remember the quote from Leonardo’s character when he was in the Pyciatrist’s office about what Freud said about the irish and psychiatry - something about why they cannot be analyzed.
This movie was the best movie I have seen in a very very long time. If Scorese does not win the academy award for this there is definitely something wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All the actors in the film were amazing!!!!!!!!!
well tell bruce lee and his karate kids that in this country! automatic wepons don’t add inches to your dick it just gets you a life sentance.so if the cinese ever want friendly business in America they better shape up!
Matt says “I’m Irish. I’ll deal with something being wrong my whole life.”
I also loved “You grew up, however, up the Northshore.
You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? One kid with your old man. One kid with your mother. Upper middle class in the week, and then dropping your ‘r’s and hanging in the Southie projects with daddy the donkey on the weekends.”
Cause I grew up in the northshore, and my dad lived in southie! It was wicked weird, I did the same thing !hahahah
“Can anyone remember the quote from Leonardo’s character when he was in the Pyciatrist’s office about what Freud said about the irish and psychiatry - something about why they cannot be analyzed”
it was damon and the psychiatrist out to dinner
“what freud said about the irish was, ‘they were the only ones impervious to psycho analysis.’”
Because carrying automatic weapons dont add inches to ya dick!