Apr 20, 2006 | by John
Steven Seagal with New CD “Mojo Priest”
Oh yes boys and girls. Everyone’s favorite chubby action star Steven Seagal has released a new music cd called “Mojo Priest”. Ummm… actually come to think of it…. I really like the title. Anyway…
So I went on over to the official page for the album and noticed that all the tracks have 30 second samples that you could listen to. So I decided to listen to them and got ready to laugh my ass off. But guess what… I actually liked what I heard. No seriously… I might actually buy this cd. Holy crap… never thought I’d say that.
It’s actually a mix blues/jazz/southrn kinda feel… and what can I say… I liked it. who da thunk? I think my favorite song title is “Talk to my Ass“.
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Terry Letourneau
Talk to my Ass? lol…does Ace Ventura sing backup. And is it just me, or is Steven Seagal looking more and more like Jim Belushi.
Apr 20th, 2006
marty
He looks like he really wants to snap that guitar and then go kill some drums. The song sample is okay. It’s not something I’d buy but I am really surprised that it’s not something I’d laugh hysterically at. I’ll save that for his movies.
By the by, have you heard William Shatner’s latest one? Again, weirdly, pretty good! It’s got Ben Folds and Aimee Mann on backing stuff too.
Apr 20th, 2006
TM
Not my type of music, but it could be a seller if advertised properly.
Let see now, an action movie star who does nothing but beat up bad guys with his bare hands on the big screen. How can he present his latest singing album?
I hope Steven is able to bring forth his acting abilities in the videos of his album. Maybe the same expressions on his face right before he’s about to break a dude’s nose. YEAH…I’m a freakin genius…just replace the “bad guy” with a “guitar”. HA!
Apr 20th, 2006
darren seeley
Hmmm…most musicans can’t act.
Maybe Sensei Steven is trying to tell us something.
Apr 20th, 2006
Lilly
Believe it or not, the boy was trolling the news forums he belongs to and came across the full album. He asked me if I would be interested, and I practically screamed “HELLS YEAH! Download that shit so we can laugh our asses off. That shit is worth the bandwidth suckage alone!”
And lo and behold… we loved his CD, too. We loved it like you did, John, and for the very same reasons. There are some cool world music, reggae and r&b songs on it. It left us dumbfounded and scratching our heads over why that mo’fo insisted on being an actor when his true calling is clearly music. Damn! I hate to admit that last bit, but there it is. I cannot deny his voice any longer. :-)
Apr 20th, 2006
The Music Nazi
Well, I must say I was expecting some great material for my site - on a humorous note. But, I must say - this shit is better than half of the crap on Mtv these days. He’s got a great voice for the blues - and it works. It won’t sell - but its a decent album for blues. . .
Apr 21st, 2006
carl jones
words fail me …..its quite good!
Apr 23rd, 2006
Gary J. Clyman
Give him a break your friggen’ losers. Get some skill of your own! GJC
Oct 20th, 2006
Eln
Oh you lot!! get with it… this is really good Blues music! …better still for having LIVE music and not just you young neds screeching to someone else’s musical ability!! try listening without the “critical deafness” already in place ….. GO STEVEN!! you can get a cuppa tea at my place anytime!
Oct 21st, 2006
annieruan41
I LIKE HIS MUSIC,HE IS A WIZARD WITH MUSIC,STEVEN SEAGAL-I LOVE YOU.
Dec 27th, 2006
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