Whoa, Whoa, Whoa… Hold the Phone a second…
First things first:
- If you don’t know who Bruce Campbell is: You Are Dumb.

Next, as it may seem, movie-list.com has posted that Bubba-HoTep is being released!!!! I don’t know who picked it up, but I REALLY want to see this sucker. It’s the one movie I would’ve harmed very old ladies at the Toronto Film Festival last year to see. I dictate that you see it.

It’s Elvis in an old folks home with crazy people fighting evil mummy forces. Yes, it’s true. Read it again if you like. But if that plot line doesn’t create the need to hold yourself so you don’t wet your pants, nothing will.

Okay, FINE.. if you STILL don’t know who Bruce Campbell is, you will probably know him as the wrestling ring announcer in Spider-Man. — But you should really know him from other lesser-known, yet more life changing films.